February 2011
112 posts
January 2011
162 posts
Beginning writing on my presentation tomorrow.
Society of mid 20th century America
FUCKING YES
Also, hair cut, and new stretchers.
I love Garth Marenghi's Darkplace
FAR
TOO
MUCH
I know it's a pretty tame thing
But I am actually the Boss at brushing my teeth.
Damn eBay, emailing me about their "pre-Valentines...
wewantrevolutiongirlstylenow:
Fuck OFF. It’s a ridiculous holiday.
… I’m done being bitter/single now.
Pah,
I turn 21 on the 13th of Feb, so I’m going to wake up bitter at Valentines day, bitter about being old, and chronically hungover.
Shit is so not cash
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London road
It’s like my own little piece of Staines, in the middle of Brighton.
Whoever said that matching pink velour tracksuits whilst pushing a pram, and carrying a bag of kfc, ever went out of fashion was an idiot.
magnolius:
“Criminal” by the Roots with Truck...
ALSO, buy all of this for when shit gets heavy
http://www.gak.co.uk/en/engl-invader-100-head-e642/15675
http://www.g66.eu/index.php?page=shop.product_details&flypage=shop.flypage_fractal&product_id=99&category_id=15&manufacturer_id=0&option=com_virtuemart&Itemid=91
http://www.gak.co.uk/en/orange-ppc-412-ltd-40th-anniversary/21978
http://www.rondomusic.com/product2741.html
£4966 before shipping and import tax.
...
Dear anyone, buy me these, and I will marry you
http://www.fender.com/en-GB/products/search.php?partno=0100800806
http://www.fender.com/en-GB/products/search.php?partno=0100232850
http://www.fender.com/en-GB/products/hotrod/models.php?prodNo=2230200
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Watching celebrity "THE CUBE"
Gosh I miss college house parties at weekend.
Not this, stay in and read for Uni bullshit.
Also, Phillip Schofields voice is like glass, covered in acid, being shoved into my brain
I'm not going to lie.
I’d really prefer it if my toilet worked
“On a day like this I remember, I’m the president, but he’s the boss,”
– Barack Obama, on Bruce Springsteen
All I can taste is whiskey and fried chicken
GOD
It is NOT as awesome as you would think
I've got a BIG, LESBIAN crush on you
wewantrevolutiongirlstylenow:
Suck on that
The linguistic and somewhat social contradiction
of lesbianism
and
“suck on that”
Makes me smile at the English language.
There were mercy fucks, there was blood.
Oh, but you should have been there by my side.
THAT SAID
NOTHING
Compares to the travesty that was “metal night” at the Staines Town Hall.
I STILL HAVE RECURRING NIGHTMARES OF IT
Mmmm Watcha say??
For as much as I love Pav Tav
It is full of cunts, who, at the slightest drop of a hat I would castrate.
The lineage of people who feel the need to wear suits in metal pubs, and pay on card,
NEEDS TO BE STOPPED.
15 pounds left
5 pints down. everyone here is wearing topman clothes. and ordering smirnoff ices. WHY ON EARTH DOES EVERYONE SUCK SO MUCH!
Got the call,
Niggers are leaving their yards, time for me to leave mine.
Pav’s getting it
Because we’re partying for fallen comrades.
LET’S FUCKING DO THIS SHIT.
Friday night
All the super dry/A+F/American Eagle, army boot bellends are out.
Liam is bringing his party wallet.
And I am wearing what are basically man leggings.
Party time.
4 Slices of toast and I'm ready to head to the...
2 hours of Holocaust
HERE I COME!
Well and truly suffering from "UNIVERSITY CABIN...
EUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
SHIT IS SO NOT CASH
Hi! My name is spending the last 4 hours reading...
My aim in life is to drain any last iota of creativity and fun you have left in life from you.
NB. 1930’s gypsy’s are nowhere as tacky, or scampishly endearing as the ones on this new fangled channel 4 show.
southcoasthate asked: I love how much you hate about life. This makes me realise that I'm not the only one that has lost faith in the world and hates pretty much EVERYONE
My American History seminar tutor just got back to...
FUCKING JIZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
I just asked myself "Where is my favourite flannel...
Then I remembered I posted it through someone’s letter box in a sambuca fuelled rage.
OOPSIE DAISY
When anger turns to despair for humanity. Then you...
squiddy3000:
ddrocks:
And it has all come full circle
At least it’s not on a black and white photo.
BUT STILL
Well done youth of today.
You have successfully fucking ruined everything in the world ever and I hope you all get fucking cancer.
And to think I always thought you were a happy child…
And I always thought that you were a dick
Looks like I was right
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...
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When anger turns to despair for humanity. Then you...
And it has all come full circle
At least it’s not on a black and white photo.
BUT STILL
Well done youth of today.
You have successfully fucking ruined everything in the world ever and I hope you all get fucking cancer.
theballadoferica asked: Just had to say, your "metal is a dead scene" post....I couldn't love it more. Couldn't have been said better than that.
theseasonofthewitch asked: Yep, I know what you mean. Kids are getting more and more cocky these days though, and nowhere is it more evident than on this site...
Wow, people actually say that in a serious context? Fuck a heart attack, punch them in the face!
Wow, people actually say that in a serious context? Fuck a heart attack, punch them in the face!
theseasonofthewitch asked: It's funny that I wrote that post after checking my Facebook feed, then came on your blog and read your post about it. People are so mind-numbingly stupid.
However, the general vitriol on your blog amuses me greatly!
However, the general vitriol on your blog amuses me greatly!
General contempt for humanity.
Join the club.
It’s got a pretty big ass attendance lately.
Dear internet
You make me enormously sad.
Why does everyone above the age of 13 seem to wank over social networking, and feel the need to pass off your faux-elitist remarks all over youtube.
I don’t want to see you prove your artistic ignorance.
And I don’t want to see a black and white photo on Tumblr of you expressing your “apparent” depression.
And no, please don’t get the...
The highway's jammed with broken heroes on a last...
I hope this swathe of followers hope that I am...
And are then bitterly let down when they realise all I do is post about
-Star Wars
-Transformers
-And how I wish I was born in the loving, sepia-toned arms of 1950’s America
